Back after a long break. I must apologize to my loyal blog readers for my lack of posts over the past few weeks. I wish I could say I was out doing exciting things, but the fact is that I have been working like a dog and am usually too tired to do anything on my days off but sleep. However, I can assure you that I am back. I am going to Vienna next week and in December I will be t
raveling again (probably to Germany).
My latest day off, I decided to break with the routine of sleep, checking e-mails and then sleeping some more. I planned to take to the Dorset coastal path for a long walk up the stunning coast of southern England. When I woke up Monday morning I was like a kid on Christmas, hoping for the clear weather that the forecast had predicted. Sadly, I was disappointed. It was another dreary day. I had to make a decision. Do I go out for a walk and get a bit wet or do I wait for a nicer day. Given that it was already the end of October and that the clocks had been set back the night before, I wasn’t sure I would get a day as warm as this one (it was 16 degrees, not bad). Plus, who wants to see England in the sun? It is just not natural. For the same reason that I wouldn’t go to Sweden in the summer, I would rather do England in the rain. So I set out with the special kind of determination that comes from doing something foolish and being determined to enjoy it.
I started off on the beach in Weymouth, which is actually little more than a lot of rocks together beside some water. Usually the view across the

harbour is quite nice, but today I could barely see the far end of the path I was walking. As I walked along, I noticed that the benches that I was passing had plaques on them. I stopped to read a few and realized that they were commemorative plaques, likely placed by loving family members when their relatives passed away. I couldn’t help but think that when archeologists of the future dig up our civilization and find these benches that they will wonder why people melted down their loved ones and fashioned them into benches.
As I pressed on the rain did die away and I was left in a sort of mist as I found myself off the beach and on the proper coastal path. Within a few minutes I had a good amount of mud on my shoes and trousers. I say ‘trousers’ because the word ‘pants’ in England means underwear wouldn’t want to confuse anybody about the attire I chose the travel in.
A little known fact about England is that it is disappearing. Not quickly or anything. It will still be there long enough for me to work. But the poor little island is slowly eroding from the south. In fact England used to be a peninsula of Europe, but that was a long while ago. There are plenty of helpful signs that remind you of this fact as the coastal path has had to be moved several times in order to allow for this erosion. Here is one such

sign saying that the path I just walked on was unsafe. Very helpful. However, not all signs are so unhelpful along the coastal path. There are many of these small little stone markers that tell you how to far the next village is and give you an approximate direction. Personally, I think they look a little too much like tombstones, but maybe I am just being dramatic.
Walking along the coastal path, one is struck by the many contrasts. The

roaring sea on one side of you is offset by the calm green fields to the other side. Cows moo happily and seem oblivious to the raging waters just feet from where they are standing. At times the path is open and you can see a great distance. At other times I found myself in fairly dense trees, slightly afraid of being attacked by hoodlums. Here is a picture of my fear. I am not sure what the wind did to my hair, but I kind of like it.
As I was walking, I noticed that something kept moving just ahead of me. Each time I turned a corner, it seemed to jump to the side to avoid

detection. I had no idea what I was following, but having seen too many episodes of ‘Lost’ I wasn’t sure I wanted to find out. I slowed my pace and kept my attention on the path ahead. No black fog appeared and I wasn’t sucked into any underground cavern. It turns out I was following a wild rabbit. You can just make him out in the centre of this picture if you look very closely.
The coastal path is interrupted at many points by farmer’s fences. From what I can tell, they keep them enclosed for legal reasons, but the helpful people that build the trails simply build little benches to help you climb over them. I wasn’t sure what to make of these little wooden helpers when I first came to them. I thought it very strange to put a wooden bench running through a fence with a little bit on each side. Perhaps these were to commemorate the lives of people not good enough for benches on the beach. In fact they are an ingenious way to help you over the fence that must remain intact so that the cows do not wander off the side of a cliff.
I continued my walk until I came across something familiar: work! The Smuggler’s Inn lies on the coastal path. In fact there is a sign that points directly to the pub labeled ‘Coastal Path’ and I have often had to explain to people that in fact the path bends around the pub. Usually they buy a pint anyways and stop for a rest. So in their proud tradition, I bought

myself some lunch and a pint of flat, English ale. I have actually come to appreciate the taste and as I walked through the English countryside, I thought I had better blend in and have a pint of ale. I also got some friends to take some picture of my in my raincoat, which is actually little more than a glorified clear garbage bag. I also saw some ducks on the way down.
Soon after leaving Smuggler’s, I came across two interesting historical relics. The first was two fortifications made during the Second World War. At first I thought they were cheap seaside balconies for the poor tourist. But in fact they are pill boxes, constructed at the height of the fear of a Nazi invasion. They are open to the public, or at least the barbwire is easy to crawl under, so I had a little look around and imagined myself defending this beautiful coastline from Nazi-scum.
A little further along was another relic of the war (Britons refer to World War II as ‘the war’ as if no other conflict has happened before or since). An old radar station, complete with a plaque explaining its significance sat tucked besides from trees. One of the reasons Britain was able to hold out against the German air assault during the Second World War was because of their new technology called radar. They were able to detect the German attack and scramble their fighters before it was too late. This particular site was better preserved and had ‘National Trust’ signs on it. Despite being completely alone, I decided not to try and investigate further and continued on my way.
As I climbed higher up the cliffs, it became foggier and foggier. At times I couldn’t see more than 10 feet in front of my and I became quite concerned that I may walk off one of the high cliffs at any moment. It is very hard to describe the weather that I was finding. It was cool and yet it was humid. It was not raining, but it was wet. It was as if I was standing in a cloud as it was forming. This cow is one example of how misty it was

as I was actually standing quite close to it. I walked trying to make out where the coast was, I turned my head and all of sudden I was facing this old building. I don’t know if it appeared from the ground just as I arrived, but it made me jump when I turned my head. I investigated it and it appeared to be an abandoned school. There was an old well outside and the windows were covered in drapes. On a sunny day I may have investigated further, but the mist made me feel quite isolated and I decided against it.
At times the mist would clear and I got to take some great pictures of the

chalky cliffs of southern England. These views look majestic, but let me say, they are a bit of pain to walk up and down all of the time. It was also quiet isolated along the path. I walked 13km, taking about 6 hours to cover the distance and only saw 2 other people. It was great.
At long last I made it to Durdle Dor. You can see the place that is known as ‘the door’. If it wasn’t for the harsh wind and low temperatures, I could

have sworn that I was somewhere tropical. The landscape looks like it is straight out of southeast Asia or the Caribbean. I was very proud of myself for making it without any major stumbles and most importantly without walking off one of thos

e tall cliffs in the middle of the fog.
Today (or the day I wrote this) is Halloween. While the English don’t make as big a deal of it as we do in North America, the pub is decorated and I am dressed as Vampire as I write this. In fact, I am head vampire. The promotions just keep coming. So Happy Halloween to all! And check back soon for posts about Vienna.